|Anonymous said: im mostly a casual person that posts too many pictures of dogs and trees|
is this my blue haired dog friend
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
im gonna be hatching another whisperer in an hour but no thats not enough for me i need a bakers dozen of em
when artists think that just adding breasts to a character makes her an adult but forget to change the facial structure to match
I JUST HATCHED A NEW WHISPERER AND SHES THE CUTEST THING WITHHER SINGLE TOOTH AND TINY SPIKES MAN SEEINGA BABY WHISPERER IS THE BEST THING SHES SO CUTE
AND THEN WHEN SHE GROWS UP SHELL BE GRINDING THROUGH STONE AND SCARING EVERYONE
|dead8ug said: hail melon lord|
"Anakin? Thomas, you’re talking to someone named Anakin? you better of made a Star Wars reference…" First time hearing about you.
"Huh. This kids seems nice, and very sweet. i hope we get along. I hope i don’t hate him." first time we talked.
[ Cue flashbacks to when i was 5 and pretended to be a T-Rex and Turtle around the house]
Y’know, I can’t recall a single time he’s made a Star Wars joke, even though he damn well knows thats why my name’s Anakin and theres perfect opportunities all over the place.
And thankssss for saying I’m sweet. That’s really nice of you.
[cue flashbacks to when i was eleven and pretending to be a raptor]
… i’m ashamed of him. I really am. I shall make up for it. don’t you worry your pretty little head.
I made one once? It may have gone over your head… but generally I just didn’t want to be disrespectful of your name?
Nah man, I knew the dangers and nicknames that’d come with it. You don’t need to be so polite, you goof.